Ah, the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Let us bask for a moment in its bloated, improbable existence. Mmmm. There. All done basking, are we? Then let’s begin! With Captain America: Civil War now out, I thought it might be fun to do a quick rundown of all the bad guys who have menaced Iron Man and his buddies since 2008. After all, nobody has ever accused the MCU of having good villains.
Dr. Strangelove (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Leave CreComm)
Posted: October 11, 2015 in Personal, RantsYou never realize you’re in a cult until you leave it.
That might seem like an odd way to open an article about post-secondary education, but bear with me here. I’m talking, of course, about Red River College’s prestigious Creative Communications program (CreComm to those in the know), the thing on which I placed so many of my hopes and dreams, which led me to create this very blog, and which continues to claim significant chunks of my bank account. I made it in, yes; but four months later, I was out. Those four months felt like four years, both in terms of what they shaved off my life expectancy and the personal growth I experienced.
No doubt about it, we live in the time of superheroes. Since 2001, not a single year has gone by without the release of at least two big-budget superhero flicks. The Raimi Spider-Man trilogy, the X-Men franchise, the ridiculously successful Marvel Cinematic Universe… that last one made five billion dollars over the previous three years alone. The message nowadays is go big or go home, and (as you can see in my superhero movie timeline) the big players have announced dozens of releases for the rest of the decade. Me being a giant nerd, I decided to assemble a panel of experts other nerds and get their thoughts on these upcoming movies. What do they expect will happen? What do they want to happen? And so on. Let’s meet the contestants!
The Trouble with Superman
Posted: February 22, 2015 in Pop Culture, RantsTags: Clark Kent, comic books, DC universe, DCU, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Kal-El, Lois Lane, Supergirl, superman, Superman ideas
I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about Superman.
It’s funny because I never cared much for him when I was a kid. What’s the point of a guy who’s basically invincible? Unless you wave a silly green rock in his face, and then he goes all “Buhhhhhhhhhh” and becomes flaccid and useless.
So whilst trawling for five-year-old (wouldn’t it be great if this sentence ended right here?) posts on my girlfriend’s Facebook page, I discovered this gem:
“Instructions: Google your name with each of the following verbs and click search. Use the first logical sentence you find as your answer. Have fun!”
Well, anyone who’s been reading this blog knows no idea is too stupid for a post from yours truly. So before you close this browser tab and go back to marathoning yet another TV show you’re getting into years after everyone else (I’m not insulting you, dear reader; that’s an actual note to myself to finish this post), strap in and let’s read some Google search results.